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3 Comments to “Why I Don’t Have A Girlfriend”

  1. bat says:

    I guess I am an atypical gamer. I am not saying I am Brad Pitt, but I always have had female company and I am fairly social, although I usually hang out with the international crowd (the best meal is international potluck!). A lot of people find it hard to believe that I game. I think that chicks dig the fact that I despise football, hate NASCAR, and I don’t hunt or shoot randomly at either moving or stationary objects with guns. Well, and I don’t call them chicks. One of my buddies who plays WoW is really popular with women and I think he is high up in the WoW setting, but that has more to do with him having to stay away from bars due to getting into a lot of fights.

    I know that the post was meant to be humorous, but I have seen a lot of scary gamers. I used to post at a local comic shop when I ran a lot of RIFTS and I received a really odd assortment of gamers. The current lineup are all clean and healthy, have their shots and have wives and those little critters that crawl around on carpets.

  2. Kilgore says:

    Yes, totally humorous. For instance, in my personal case, the red area of the pie represents “Because my wife would not approve”

    Besides, I’m not really 80th level…

  3. One of my wife’s close friends recently “tried” to date the guy typified in this graph, only in his case his graph was just a red circle. Ditto for my teen daughter’s recent boyfriend.

    Funny, but scary and sad when it really rings true.

    By the way, my wife is an 80th level paladin. Who needs a girlfriend?